| The Castlewick of Salmiguondin, where ragoût was first served, was among the spoils gained by Pantagruel during war against the Dipsodes. Pantagruel conferred the fiefdom upon Alcrofribas Nasier when said abstractor returned from a six-month tour of Pantagruel's mouth. However, Pantagruel later assigned the domain to Panurge, who proceeded to consume the blade in the ear. Yesterday the body of a man was cast up on the strand at the Castlewick. |